Monday, November 1, 2010

How to Never Leave Your House (Ever)

First, get a web-based job. Maybe become a professional ebay seller. Or a blogger. Or join LiveOps or Alpine Access and work from home.

Once you have the job set up direct deposit so you don't have to spend time traveling to get a paycheck or waiting for the mail. Instant gratification + money = win. (bankofamerica.com/onlinebanking)

All of your hard work will make you hungry, you'll need groceries. Netgrocer.com can help you out.

Bills? Paid online.

Relationship? Eharmony.com or Match.com. Skype and video chat with the relatives so you don't have to travel.

Entertainment? Quicksilverscreen.com. Let other people pay to see the movie and then post it online for you. Feel free to get addicted to monthly subscription computer games - they provide a nice feeling of community.

Education? Be a phoenix.


I believe this could work. I feel almost confident enough to say that at least a few hundred people in the United States are probably living this way. The internet has encompassed every faucet of physical life and human communities. Is this convenient?

I think the internet is an enabler.


-Alicia

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